Justin's graduation

first of all, i would like to say that i do not like justin, and i do not hate him. i dont understand why some ppl just worship him as if he's god or hate on him like he killed your dad and slept with your mom. so, no fights here, i do not mean anything i say after the full stop   so yeah, justin's graduation, (saw this on the ellen show) if you watch it, you'd probably know wat's going on, and for the sake of some assholes who do not, why dont play a game of hide and go fuck yourself? COZ ELLEN IS AWESOME! back to the topic  i mean he's graduated so obviosly something else is gonna happen right? maybe he could fuck up a song? or get selena pregnant? or, he could be masterbating. there, a full stop, so i love mayonise

fuck my life

today i attempted to cheat in a class test so i wrote on my hands. then i had a question and i absent- mindedly raised my FUCKING HAND. fuck my life. detention for 2 weeks! God Damn!!!!

what i understand about relationships

dating tips i got:
1.  keep telling your bf all your problems and say whatever you are doing at that moment.
2. post on how much you love him on FB every 15 seconds
3. make him pay for eveything
4. have sex
5. relationships end when you follow steps 1, 2 and 3

driving

try this if you're a badass: get a sticker that says " honk if you like penis" now you can drive like a woman and everybody wont honk :) your welcome

following instructions

So today i went to the Mcdonald's and ordered a Filet O fish burger and asked for no mayo. And when i recieved it, there was fucking mayo in it. i went up to the cashier and said hey, i said no mayo. then she said oh we didnt put any mayo. Bitch pls, if you didnt put ANY mayo in my fucking burger, then wtf is this? your CUM?! are you like blind or something that you cant see white? maybe that's why you will never get laid, bitch. then what happened next was me scrapping off the mayo with my finger. yup, they didnt exchange it. Dickheads....